User picking his nose

jaybee · Dec 21, 2017

and nobody around him said a word --- smart move :thumbsup:

TargetGrade · Dec 21, 2017

Nnztg8r said:
Concur.

I'd say if you're easily offended, you might just need to avoid contact...Internet or in person.

MDS is pretty tame. We do enjoy the occasional troll or arsehole.

I nose dis from personal observation. :-)

And participation, don't forget participation. :innocent0

Alea Jacta Est · Dec 21, 2017

TargetGrade said:
And participation, don't forget participation.

Do you know why academy grads wear that big old honking class ring?

It's a stopper. Keeps them from getting in up to their elbows when they pick their nose...

Mr H · Dec 21, 2017

WeaponsCollector said:
If you're offended by someone picking their nose, you won't like MDShooters, or the internet in general.

I call it being 'delightfully inappropriate'

Mr H · Dec 21, 2017

jaybee said:
and nobody around him said a word --- smart move

True...

He'd like to blow the snot out of them!

GUNSnROTORS · Dec 21, 2017

This thread deserves more tags ... and a haiku or two.

The Snot that Binds

Mom's old remedy,
Chicken soup relieves my cold.
My booger splashes ...

Mr H · Dec 21, 2017

LOL

He's two knuckles deep
Looking for that last nugget
On the road to Hell

KJackson · Dec 21, 2017

I always got a kick out of seeing the TV commercial with former Hoyas basketball coach Thompson talking about the "pick and roll".

Mr H · Dec 21, 2017

Johnny felt a great nugget
Wouldn't stop 'til he'd dug it
His fingers got weak
It took him a week
Eventually he just said fuggit

GUNSnROTORS · Dec 21, 2017

Mr H said:
LOL

He's two knuckles deep
Looking for that last nugget
On the road to Hell

An instant classic. :party29:

Mr H said:
Johnny felt a great nugget
Wouldn't stop 'til he'd dug it
His fingers got weak
It took him a week
Eventually he just said fuggit

And another!

I hear it finally drove Johnny nucking futz!

teratos · Dec 21, 2017

Mr H said:
Wait...

Hitler picked his nose??!

Everyone picks their nose. The great philosopher Nietzsche is famous for saying “There are those who pick their nose and those who lie about picking their noses”.

I translated that from the original German. I speak no German.

TargetGrade · Dec 21, 2017

teratos said:
Everyone picks their nose. The great philosopher Nietzsche is famous for saying “There are those who pick their nose and those who lie about picking their noses”.

I translated that from the original German. I speak no German.

Oh, so it wasn't this guy.

Alea Jacta Est · Dec 21, 2017

Ray was a philosopher.

He was from the school of hard knocks. He was all about learning from pain. Making folks hurt...pay the price...was his life's work.

dogbone · Dec 21, 2017

Snotku

Soft goo with a crust
A sneeze will not dislodge it
Caught in my nose hair

swinokur · Dec 22, 2017

three Internets to you sir.

:thumbsup:

Doctor_M · Dec 22, 2017

I'll trow in two additional internets out of my personal stash.... well played, dogbone.

ToBeFree · Dec 22, 2017

Wow

I nose I shouldn't but had too, I feel honored to have been the original cause for this epic thread!

iH8DemLibz · Dec 22, 2017

We could combine two threads...

Done been pulled over

Booger wiped on my taillight

POPO D.N.A.

outrider58 · Dec 22, 2017

ToBeFree said:
I nose I shouldn't but had too, I feel honored to have been the original cause for this epic thread!

One never nose when one will strike gold...

EarnestT · Dec 22, 2017

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_A4bjJZKFM

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