Allium
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- Feb 10, 2007
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I'm from New England - Moms folks from VT. dads folks came from Quebec around 1900.
Alright, I'll ask: JAP?
I could look it up, that's ridiculous.
Back to the point, how can you tell if a JAP has an orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
....and he loves him some BACON!!!I'm not so sure eruby is a Jew. He's giving away silver.
Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner approve this thread.
Sort of funny how the wheel turns. Back in the 50's and 60's you had the catskills or borscht belt. The family summer camps and adult camps where many of the great comedians worked. So many of teh greats were/are jewish - Mel Brooks, henny youngman, Rickles, marx (groucho not karl), Benny, Bruce, Burns, Wilder, Rivers, red buttons, danny Kaye. And if you listen to the old recordings and LPs they made fun of themselves, life - their lives. Very sterotypical. No one took offense even with the wounds of the holocaust still raw.
So take a lesson from the masters. Hell my family is french canadian going back 350+ years - I still cant find a decent joke about them!
Plenty of French Canadian jokes , but they don't travel well . Very common in northern New England , buy other regions of the US don't get them.
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Meanwhile, MDS is different from most online communities by the degree to which we gather , and know each other in real life .
Eruby ( the Roastee of this thread ) is a particularly well known in real life great guy , and most of the posters in this thread know him personally, and his sense of humor , and he is no doubt laughing his @ss off .
Added - All that said , perhaps this fits better in the WC than Central Maryland .
I'm not so sure eruby is a Jew. He's giving away silver.
While examining the body of Mr. Goldberg, a mortician notices that Goldberg has the largest penis he has ever seen.
"I'm sorry, Mr. Goldberg," says the mortician, "But I can't send you to be cremated with a tremendously huge penis like this. It has to be saved for posterity."
The mortician removes the penis, places it in a jar and puts the jar in his briefcase. When he gets home, he decides to show it to his wife. "I have something to show you that you won't believe," he says, removing the jar from his briefcase.
"Oh my God!" she screams, "Goldberg is dead!"
Considering who started this thread, I was surprised not to see this one...
Considering who started this thread, I was surprised not to see this one...