QuebecoisWolf
Ultimate Member
I'm too lazy to even help the lazy folk.
It's cool. They're too lazy to deserve help. I'm just in it for karmic reasons.
Here's the TL;DR version.
Dude complies with every imaginable part of gun registration at the airport. Misses a connection, gets arrested for illegal gun possession on a technicality, spends 10 days in jail. Charges dropped, sues Port Authority. SCOTUS tosses the suit, basically says "Screw you, your guns, FOPA, and the Second Amendment. I don't care how tired and pissed off you were, just be happy you're not in jail." Best part? SCOTUS recommends that travelers in that situation go to the police. Though, the police have no legal obligation to help you, SCOTUS recommends that they be cool about it. Sounds good, right? Wrong! Since SCOTUS upheld Jersey's laws about "access" to your "illegal" firearm that fly in the face of FOPA, the police could arrest you for having access to your gun if you so much as touch the locked case. Actually, not even touch. It's more like "could theoretically touch."
Still too long for you lazy guys? Here:
DON'T BRING A GUN TO NEW YORK OR NEW JERSEY!