Squaregrouper
Kragaphile
16,000th post!!!
What do I win for noticing?
You win a free embarrassing story.
I won an award yesterday so i had to be in actual uniform. On the way to the award i stop at 7-11. My radio clip had broken so i needed super glue which was hanging by the cigarettes. I tell the cashier i want a box of cigarettes and the crazy glue and point to the crazy glue. I then start digging in my pockets for my wallet and he hands me my cigarettes and a Black Ant pill package.
For those that don’t know black ant is an over the counter pill that keeps your pecker hard.
So here i am in full uniform holding cigarettes and a pecker hard pill. The pills were right above the glue so he only saw where i pointed. I immediately tossed it on the counter and said whoa buddy you’re gonna get me fired. Everyone in line buying coffee was dying laughing.
That is good enough for me.