Let’s get some machine guns going at your place. For the horse people!
Lol. That would really set them off! Last year or maybe the year before, my son in law was testing a gho... um.... a rifle of his and a man claiming to be the manager came waliking through the woods as he was shooting. My Sil was 'spooking the horses, he was shooting too fast, why was he there'.
That was the 3rd time the sheriffs were called because of shooting at our place. The old man hung around until the sheriffs showed up and when they saw my setup they told him what we were doing was completly legal.