Squaregrouper
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What do you call three JAP's in a basement?
A whine cellar.
A whine cellar.
Jewish humor for my buddy Eruby
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Bonding...like boogers and fingersTod,
Perhaps you will understand after you have attended a pig roast or bull and oyster roast. Who and what people are doesn't really come across well in text.
Yes we have
John, Your most likely right and I will not judge.
I am not offended by the antics from the subject at hand. I just wanted to voice my opinion. I have worked for our beloved government for a long long time. From DC to Vandenberg to Cape Canaveral and over the years you develop very thick skin.
On a more important note. I was part of the escort for the traveling Vietnam wall yesterday, from the Bay Bridge to the Easton VFW. Great turnout and it was heart warming to see the amount of respect for our fallen brothers.
I am not offended by the antics from the subject at hand. I just wanted to voice my opinion. I have worked for our beloved government for a long long time. From DC to Vandenberg to Cape Canaveral and over the years you develop very thick skin.
On a more important note. I was part of the escort for the traveling Vietnam wall yesterday, from the Bay Bridge to the Easton VFW. Great turnout and it was heart warming to see the amount of respect for our fallen brothers.
Tod, you are 100% right that longevity, and number of posts, means little.
Quality means everything.
I am the (grateful) recipient (per the thread title) of these quips, barbs and bon mots, but I know whence they come.
NO ONE in this thread meany any ill will.
As an aside, I have entered you in my karma for one troy ounce of silver, that I am holding to celebrate the three year anniversary of the miracle of re-uniting our 2 cats.
Quality means everything.
I am the (grateful) recipient (per the thread title) of these quips, barbs and bon mots, but I know whence they come.
NO ONE in this thread meany any ill will.
As an aside, I have entered you in my karma for one troy ounce of silver, that I am holding to celebrate the three year anniversary of the miracle of re-uniting our 2 cats.
Fixed, ya Shabbos Goy, ya.
Czechnologist
Concerned Citizen
- Mar 9, 2016
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And some who were called shlemiels by their grandparents on a regular basis...
Czechnologist
Concerned Citizen
- Mar 9, 2016
- 6,531
Leonard Nimoy and William Shatner approve this thread.
Out of control...
Must be all my government sensitivity training kicking in.
Must be all my government sensitivity training kicking in.
No worries.
We was just lovin on our boy.
To the uninitiated, I’m sure it looks like an ignorant on-line beat down.
We are good for those too. Just not this time...not this place.
KevinK
Ultimate Member
Tod, consider joining the MDS Lansman:
https://www.mdshooters.com/group.php?groupid=40
eruby would likely have invited you, but he is probably out looking for free ham.
- Nov 11, 2009
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Back to the point, how can you tell if a JAP has an orgasm?
She drops her nail file.
She drops her nail file.
Lol, thanks all you gentiles.
Who's on first... Gov't or Starbucks?
Because we LOVE Lugers and Mausers????
DanGuy48
Ultimate Member
Ha! Beat me to it. I actually did not know what a JAP was until I dated a Jewish gal and she told me. That was the first JAP joke she told after she explained it to me.
Allium
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- Feb 10, 2007
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Sort of funny how the wheel turns. Back in the 50's and 60's you had the catskills or borscht belt. The family summer camps and adult camps where many of the great comedians worked. So many of teh greats were/are jewish - Mel Brooks, henny youngman, Rickles, marx (groucho not karl), Benny, Bruce, Burns, Wilder, Rivers, red buttons, danny Kaye. And if you listen to the old recordings and LPs they made fun of themselves, life - their lives. Very sterotypical. No one took offense even with the wounds of the holocaust still raw.
So take a lesson from the masters. Hell my family is french canadian going back 350+ years - I still cant find a decent joke about them!
So take a lesson from the masters. Hell my family is french canadian going back 350+ years - I still cant find a decent joke about them!
There’s plenty canuckish frog jokes
Biggfoot44
Ultimate Member
- Aug 2, 2009
- 33,160
Plenty of French Canadian jokes , but they don't travel well . Very common in northern New England , buy other regions of the US don't get them.
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Meanwhile, MDS is different from most online communities by the degree to which we gather , and know each other in real life .
Eruby ( the Roastee of this thread ) is a particularly well known in real life great guy , and most of the posters in this thread know him personally, and his sense of humor , and he is no doubt laughing his @ss off .
Added - All that said , perhaps this fits better in the WC than Central Maryland .
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Meanwhile, MDS is different from most online communities by the degree to which we gather , and know each other in real life .
Eruby ( the Roastee of this thread ) is a particularly well known in real life great guy , and most of the posters in this thread know him personally, and his sense of humor , and he is no doubt laughing his @ss off .
Added - All that said , perhaps this fits better in the WC than Central Maryland .
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