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retired undertaker
There is a big controversy on the Jewish view of when life begins. In Jewish tradition, the fetus is not considered viable until it graduates from medical school.
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?"
The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat.
Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.
Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I am 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
Q: Why don't Jewish mothers drink?
A: Alcohol interferes with their suffering.
A Jewish boy comes home from school and tells his mother he has a part in the play. She asks, "What part is it?"
The boy says, "I play the part of the Jewish husband." The mother scowls and says, "Go back and tell the teacher you want a speaking part."
Short summary of every Jewish holiday: They tried to kill us. We won. Let's eat.
Q: Why are Jewish men circumcised?
A: Because Jewish women don't like anything that isn't 20% off.
Doctor: "You'll live to be 60!"
Patient: "I am 60!"
Doctor: "See! What did I tell you?"
