Clerk shouldn't have a Gun...

• Oct 13, 2019

• #21

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Kman said:

It's a shame.

Poor Roosevelt out spreading the good news through his armed robbery ministry and was shot by some sinner thinking his life had value.

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welder516 said:

I like the responses to the story ...The family will sue the store and get a Dollar . That is funny stuff right there .

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No need to look at the funny responses in the story, better ones right here on this forum.

 

• Oct 14, 2019

• #22

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Wow.

 

• Oct 14, 2019

• #23

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• Oct 14, 2019

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• Oct 14, 2019

• #25

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randomuser said:

I bet she is for gun reform to protect the criminal element.

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Eh. I’m sure the average hood trash doesn’t give a single thought about it.


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• Oct 14, 2019

• #26

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Bob A said:

Maybe a pre-emptive suit against the family, for the mental trauma suffered by the clerk?

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Still be out some bucks. Blood from a stone and all.


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• Oct 14, 2019

• #27

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I've seen hamsters with more intelligence than these jackasses.

Unreal.

 

• Oct 14, 2019

• #28

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If only that family had shown the same level of emotional intensity towards their relative about his armed robbery habit, he'd probably still be alive today.

And that poor clerk wouldn't be having to likely spend thousands of dollars on a legal defense and therapy.

 

• Oct 14, 2019

• #29

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Real tragedy. My question is who was the late Roosevelt named after? Teddy or Franklin?

 

• Oct 14, 2019

• #30

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MigraineMan said:

Like his sister says "... he owned some of the responsibility for his actions, but not all of it. So he was robbin' y'all's store ... oh well! Call the cops."

Looks like they did call the police ...

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And they ask me why I drink, Lord.
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Funniest shit ever "Oh Well" every time I see that clip I can't stop myself from laughing!!!!!!

 

• Oct 14, 2019

• #31

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• Oct 14, 2019

• #32

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Tebonski said:

Real tragedy. My question is who was the late Roosevelt named after? Teddy or Franklin?

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Grier?

 

• Oct 14, 2019

• #33

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The clerk had a LEGAL gun I wonder what the robber had...........

 

• Oct 14, 2019

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• Oct 14, 2019

• #35

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Blacksmith101 said:

The clerk had a LEGAL gun I wonder what the robber had...........

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Pretty safe bet to say he now has a bit more ammunition than he had when entered the store!

 

• Oct 14, 2019

• #36

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ShafTed said:

Pretty safe bet to say he now has a bit more ammunition than he had when entered the store!

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Apparently no one told him that dollar general opened up a piercing shop. Sadly for him, it’s a lead piercing.

 

• Oct 16, 2019

• #37

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GSXR750

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funny

 

• Oct 16, 2019

• #38

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cornstalk

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When is it going to end?

What's this world coming to, when you can't rob Dollar General safely?

 

• Oct 16, 2019

• #39

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ShafTed said:

Pretty safe bet to say he now has a bit more ammunition than he had when entered the store!

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lazarus said:

Apparently no one told him that dollar general opened up a piercing shop. Sadly for him, it’s a lead piercing.

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He was going in to apply for a job, but got fired.

 

• Oct 16, 2019

• #40

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IQ and melody of a kazoo, hard to believe people this dumb exist