I'll take you junk! I'm In!
I can't wait to wrap my hands around your junk, big daddy. (have I crossed the line?)
PS- Nice blue and white Confederate Flag.
Does it come with haggis?
Junk bump.
The random number generator has spoken.
Junk karma winner is jhcrab.
PM sent.
He will soon hold my package in his hands.
Please treat my junk with kindness.