Jewish humor for my buddy Eruby

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  • Boondock Saint

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    Dec 11, 2008
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    White Marsh
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    Sure, but how do you get them out?
     

    Czechnologist

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    Mar 9, 2016
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    Had to do with the Holocaust. Me no likey

    Doesn't have one damn thing to do with that but, please feel free to no likey. I don't feel like I've done my job unless I've offended someone. FYI, the 'joke' is that the backseat of a VW (Beetle) is so small, you can't get more than one person back there if you're lucky. :sad20:
     

    willtill

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    May 15, 2007
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    Doesn't have one damn thing to do with that but, please feel free to no likey. I don't feel like I've done my job unless I've offended someone. FYI, the 'joke' is that the backseat of a VW (Beetle) is so small, you can't get more than one person back there if you're lucky. :sad20:

    Actually there is a Holocaust answer to that joke. That is what he was referring to.

    I guess the joke can be told and answered in other ways. We can stick to the less offensive answers of course.

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    gamer_jim

    Podcaster
    Feb 12, 2008
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    Hanover, PA
    A grandson goes to his Jewish grandfather asking: "Grandpa, can I have $40?"

    The grandfather exclaims: "30 dollars?!? What do you need 20 dollars for?"
     

    august1410

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    Apr 10, 2009
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    New Bern, NC
    A coupla guys are at a bar, a die hard Long Island guido type and a young Jewish lawyer. The guido takes a look at some women at the end of the bar and says to the lawyer "Why don't we try to screw those broads?

    The Jewish lawyer says "Outta what?'
     

    eruby

    Confederate Jew
    MDS Supporter
    What did the waiter ask the group of dining Jewish mothers?
    Answer: "Is anything all right?"
    A grandson goes to his Jewish grandfather asking: "Grandpa, can I have $40?"

    The grandfather exclaims: "30 dollars?!? What do you need 20 dollars for?"
    A coupla guys are at a bar, a die hard Long Island guido type and a young Jewish lawyer. The guido takes a look at some women at the end of the bar and says to the lawyer "Why don't we try to screw those broads?

    The Jewish lawyer says "Outta what?'

    Exactly.

    :lol2:
     

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