I will not.
How about a literal reading of "Life, Liberty and Happiness"? In other words you have a Constitutional Right to receive:
- Life: Free Health Care
- Liberty: Guns, Drugs and Rock and Roll
- Happiness: You need money to be happy. So everyone has an option to go on the government dole.
Don't laugh. Other nations do this, except for the gun part.
You forget that liberals reading it literally will EXCLUDE guns as they could get rid of the life part. And while you have the right liberty and happiness, liberals don't feel you have the right to salt, saturated fats, hunting, fishing, boating, 4 wheeling, RV's, smoking, chewing tobacco or any other non-PC thing. But it's ok to smoke dope, shoot up drugs, etc.