Third world soccer shenanigans, right here in Carroll County

smkranz · Jul 1, 2019

This is unbelievable..one guy bites another guy's ear off.

https://www.carrollcountytimes.com/news/crime/cc-soccer-tournament-assault-20190701-story.html?fbclid=IwAR0hgVu-oD-Uq6BU4lNmFDxLza184-fxFbBjfNRBon9NstALC9A5ak77l-Y

Doctor_M · Jul 2, 2019

rbird7282 · Jul 2, 2019

How the hell do they get the same charges when one of them lost a freaking ear?

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POP57 · Jul 2, 2019

Hampstead sure isn't the town it was when my grandmother was born and raised there. Saddening...

Mightydog · Jul 2, 2019

“Hamstead-Mexico road”? Really? Is that across from the Pauley-El Salvador alley? So the individual with more charges has $3K bail and the other with only two charges has $5K? Are they one of the “pay what you can afford” counties?

POP57 · Jul 2, 2019

Mightydog said:
“Hamstead-Mexico road”? Really? Is that across from the Pauley-El Salvador alley? So the individual with more charges has $3K bail and the other with only two charges has $5K? Are they one of the “pay what you can afford” counties?

There is a place West of Hampstead called Mexico. Had been called that for at least 100 years of so. I always thought it was an odd name for the area.

bigdv · Jul 2, 2019

Is that wrong? Should he not have done that?

smkranz · Jul 2, 2019

rbird7282 said:
How the hell do they get the same charges when one of them lost a freaking ear?

The ear-less victim is a different un-named person than those pictured or charged.

Byron was the biter, and Elvis was just another hooligan who took part in several separate fights. It's comforting to know that both of them are out on bail.

rbird7282 · Jul 2, 2019

smkranz said:
The ear-less victim is a different un-named person than those pictured or charged.

Byron was the biter, and Elvis was just another hooligan who took part in several separate fights. It's comforting to know that both of them are out on bail.

Got it. Apparently I didn’t read closely enough

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possumman · Jul 2, 2019

So did he get a red card for this or what?

2nd=Good+Substantial · Jul 2, 2019

Why are people from York, PA and North Carolina playing at the field in front of Four Seasons? Valid IDs? How big is this league?

Tungsten · Jul 3, 2019

People will put together weekend tournaments in the hispanic league with $100s to $1000s going to the winner. Very common in those types of leagues. Also fights are guaranteed. Every now and then a friend of mine would ask me to play on his team (I'm a white dude). I always walked out of those games promising myself I would never do it again.

KevinK · Jul 3, 2019

bigdv said:
Is that wrong? Should he not have done that?

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gtodave · Jul 3, 2019

Tungsten said:
People will put together weekend tournaments in the hispanic league with $100s to $1000s going to the winner. Very common in those types of leagues. Also fights are guaranteed. Every now and then a friend of mine would ask me to play on his team (I'm a white dude). I always walked out of those games promising myself I would never do it again.

This. I played in one once too.

These tourneys are the primary reason you see "Field use by permit only" signs in parks all over. Otherwise they will plan games and take over fields most weekends.

I have two questions though: What are "soccer ID cards", and why was someone airlifted to shock trauma for a piece of ear missing?

KJackson · Jul 3, 2019

gtodave said:
why was someone airlifted to shock trauma for a piece of ear missing?

I was wondering that myself, but I figured that medical people know these things better than I do. My guess is that since head wounds bleed a ton, they were concerned about blood loss.

jstolz · Jul 3, 2019

possumman said:
So did he get a red card for this or what?

These are the questions we need answered.

llkoolkeg · Jul 3, 2019

Paging Mr. Luis Suarez...Luis Suarez, please...Mr. Luis Suarez to the white courtesy phone!

Tungsten · Jul 3, 2019

gtodave said:
I have two questions though: What are "soccer ID cards", and why was someone airlifted to shock trauma for a piece of ear missing?

All of my tournaments had ID cards. Not sure why they were such a big deal. I think the tournaments charge the teams for each card in order to keep team sizes fairly small. They did lots of stupid crap which made no sense to me.

llkoolkeg said:
Paging Mr. Luis Suarez...Luis Suarez, please...Mr. Luis Suarez to the white courtesy phone!

That cannibal is a menace!!!!

marko · Jul 3, 2019

My guess is that since head wounds bleed a ton, they were concerned about blood loss.

Dick Cheney - "So?"
Likely had no insurance, that Helo lift cost $10k, another couple $k at the hospital,
he'll be back on the field next weekend.

llkoolkeg · Jul 3, 2019

Tungsten said:
All of my tournaments had ID cards. Not sure why they were such a big deal. I think the tournaments charge the teams for each card in order to keep team sizes fairly small. They did lots of stupid crap which made no sense to me.

It also helps to discourage desperate club usage of "ringers" who are really only on the team when a win is critically needed for $$, qualification or ego/bragging rights.

Third world soccer shenanigans, right here in Carroll County

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