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  • Doctor_M

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    Be Glad Your Nose Is on Your Face
    Jack Prelutsky, 1940

    Be glad your nose is on your face,
    not pasted on some other place,
    for if it were where it is not,
    you might dislike your nose a lot.

    Imagine if your precious nose
    were sandwiched in between your toes,
    that clearly would not be a treat,
    for you’d be forced to smell your feet.

    Your nose would be a source of dread
    were it attached atop your head,
    it soon would drive you to despair,
    forever tickled by your hair.

    Within your ear, your nose would be
    an absolute catastrophe,
    for when you were obliged to sneeze,
    your brain would rattle from the breeze.

    Your nose, instead, through thick and thin,
    remains between your eyes and chin,
    not pasted on some other place--
    be glad your nose is on your face!
     

    Blacksmith101

    Grumpy Old Man
    Jun 22, 2012
    22,156
    We need a poll! How many members picked their noses while reading this thread?

    If you go to a plastic surgeon you can pick any nose you like.
     

    Huckleberry

    No One of Consequence
    MDS Supporter
    Oct 19, 2007
    23,308
    Severn & Lewes
    How could this epic thread run so long without Ren & Stimpy

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    Jim12

    Let Freedom Ring
    MDS Supporter
    Jan 30, 2013
    33,861
    Do Pinocchio's lies make it easier?
     

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