I can't count that high, so I'll stay out of the competition and let someone win it who is starting a collection.
Just for clarification, though, are you talking about total number of guns in your collection, or total that you will have bought just while on deployment?
Just the number that I bought while I am away. I would need up close and detailed pictures of everyone's toes to count all the firearms in my collection.
OK, I was gonna say "18" but that was taken, Then I thought "44" but that was taken. Someone already grabbed the meaning of the universe, so that's out.
I was thinking 43 was a nice prime number, but Sled's appetites are enormous, so let's bump it to 61.
Ridiculous; his wife would skin him alive. But it's a long deployment, and he's got nothing better to do than sit on the beach knocking back Cuba Libres and ordering toys online. And maybe he'll sell some of his backlist to show her that all this gun-hoovering isn't really costing that much.