WOW! PATRIOTS DEMAND ACTION!

WOW!

“PATRIOTS DEMAND ACTION“ is the new, real (not real; sorry, not sorry) gun rights organization.

It has been created to compete on an equal basis with the RED MOMMIES (“MOMS DEMAND ACTION”) in Annapolis when testifying.

Question: how can we, as individual American gun owners, compete with that un-American collective beehive of Bloomturd-paid anti-gun owner fascists who ALL have those VERY IMPORTANT TITLES THAT THEY CITE WHEN TESTIFYING TO SMOTHER OUR CIVIL RIGHTS IN COMMITTEE HEARINGS?

So, from now on, I propose that WE ALL be the HIGHEST-LEVEL LEADERS of:

“PATRIOTS DEMAND ACTION”!

So please feel free (literally) to choose the most IMPORTANT TITLE you can stand.

Remember, as with the Red Mommies, there are NO FOLLOWERS in “PATRIOTS DEMAND ACTION” - - there are only important “National, State and County LEADERS.”

When you begin your hearing testimony do as ALL the RED MOMMIES do: please recite your BIG TITLE in “PATRIOTS DEMAND ACTION” and refer to your STATE, COUNTY, CITY and/or TOWN “PATRIOTS DEMAND ACTION” organizational affiliation.



Actual upcoming testimony:

Remember: it doesn’t matter how REPETITIVE or DUPLICATIVE your title is with others testifying; the more obviously duplicative and ridiculously self-important, the better.

Consider choosing one of these spectacularly meaningful “PATRIOTS DEMAND ACTION” titles:

NATIONAL PRESIDENT
REGIONAL PRESIDENT
STATE PRESIDENT
STATE VICE-PRESIDENT
STATE CHAIRMAN
STATE DIRECTOR
STATE CO-LEADER
STATE MEMBERSHIP CHAIR
COUNTY CHAIRPERSON
COUNTY LEADER
COUNTY-CO-LEADER
NATIONAL POLICY ADVISOR
STATE POLICY DIRECTOR
COUNTY EVENTS COORDINATOR
REGIONAL SOCIAL MEDIA COORDINATOR
NATIONAL EDUCATION DIRECTOR
STATE EDUCATION DIRECTOR
COUNTY MEETING CO-COORDINATOR
PROGRAM LEADER

State firearms owners mobilizer consultant advocate
Subject matter expert on discretionary state committee liaison
National Coordinator chairperson and public sponsor of private communications
lead facilitator of initiation
Executive in charge of circling instigations
Proactive retractor director
Narcissistic human resources development disorder instructor
Regional wizard of everything
Overlord manager of et al
Southern MD Regional Cul-de-Sac Coordinator of Cul-De-Sac Action Teams
Non-Resident President
Community Organizer
Current event historian (Now that’s deep ...)
SOUTHEAST CENTRAL MARYLAND COMMUNITY ORGANIZER OF CUL-DE-SAC REGIONAL COORDINATORS
Founder
Advisory Board Member
Freelance Senior Consultant/Counselor
Vice President, Corporate Communications
Director, Global Communications
Director, Global Public and Corporate Affairs
Vice President, Corporate and Public Affairs
Public Affairs Officer
Victim of Gun Control (VGC)
Officers, Liaisons, and Czars
National Director Of Digital Communications Strategy (Occam, for real, see post #15!)
Global Lead For Digital Assets and Domain Policies (Occam, for real, see post #15!)

NEW TITLES, ADDED TODAY!

Cowboy Action Shooting Representative to the Anne Arundel Gun Violence Task Force
Chief Whopthem Kickass
Non-indurated slave
Non-Crown Permission Seeker
Central Committee Chairman
Party Secretary
People's Apparatchik
Political Officer
Director of Transportation (to Annapolis)
Director of T-Shirt design
Senior Managing Manager in charge of Directing Directors
Professional Remunerated Grassroots Organizer (PRGO)
Grand Poohbah
National Liaison For Hot Moms that Demand Action (Norton, Director Emeritus)
First Deputy Grand Poohbah
Undocumented firearms resettlement coordinator
RMADA--(Responsible Men Against Democrat Abuse)--pronounced "armada"
FPD--(Fathers Protecting Daughters)
National Medical Director of Follicular Studies (teratos, Director Emeritus)
Head Fred (fred55, Fred Emeritus)
Subject matter expert: Select Highly Integrated Training
Director, Department of Redundancy Department
HARFORD COUNTY EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR of REMOTE SURGICALLY PLACED [LEAD] IMPLANTS
General Assembly Secretary of FireArms Related Topics for Western Maryland (GASFART)
Gentile Liaison To Pikesville Patriots (Squaregrouper, Director Emeritus)
Senior National Manager For Taxonomy And Heraldic Programs (Fake English accent preferred, not required)

etc., etc., ad nauseam.

Please post your suggestions for more SELF-IMPORTANT TITLES and I will add them to our list here.

State firearms owners mobilizer consultant advocate

Subject matter expert on discretionary state committee liaison

National Coordinator chairperson and public sponsor of private communications

lead facilitator of initiation

Executive in charge of circling instigations

Proactive retractor director

Narcissistic human resources development disorder instructor

Regional wizard of everything

Overlord manager of et al

Current event historian

lowoncash said:

State firearms owners mobilizer consultant advocate

Subject matter expert on discretionary state committee liaison

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Done! Added!

Keep ‘em coming!

Southern MD Regional Cul-de-Sac Coordinator of Cul-De-Sac Action Teams

Non-Resident President.

Deep Lurker said:

...Please post your suggestions for more SELF-IMPORTANT TITLES and I will add them to our list here.

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I don't see "Community Organizer"...

E.Shell said:

I don't see "Community Organizer"...

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Oh, how could I have left THAT off ...

Added!

E.Shell said:

I don't see "Community Organizer"...

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SOUTHEAST CENTRAL MARYLAND COMMUNITY ORGANIZER OF CUL-DE-SAC REGIONAL COORDINATORS

Founder
Advisory Board Member
Freelance Senior Consultant/Counselor
Vice President, Corporate Communications
Director, Global Communications
Director, Global Public and Corporate Affairs
Vice President, Corporate and Public Affairs
Public Affairs Officer
Victim of Gun Control (VGC)

adit said:

Non-Resident President.

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This has a oddly-appealing ring to it!

Added!

Don't forget to add Officers, Liaisons, and Czars...

Czars might be a bit over the top.

Ammo Jon said:

Founder
Advisory Board Member
Freelance Senior Consultant/Counselor
Vice President, Corporate Communications
Director, Global Communications
Director, Global Public and Corporate Affairs
Vice President, Corporate and Public Affairs
Public Affairs Officer
Victim of Gun Control (VGC)

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I definitely see you as a “Director, Global Public and Corporate Affairs.”

2A is going global!

bibitor said:

Don't forget to add Officers, Liaisons, and Czars...

Czars might be a bit over the top.

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I couldn’t spell “Liaisons” but I knew someone would come along who could.

With “Czars” we are right over the target!

Added!

In a fit of whimsy, I've just registered PatriotsDemandAction.org and the .com to go with it. They both redirect to the PatriotPicket.org site. But if they want to land on a splash page with some different branding (say, a spot that sells red shirts?), things can be done. For realz.

But with regard to this thread: I guess this makes me the National Director Of Digital Communications Strategy? Or am I the Global Lead For Digital Assets and Domain Policies? It's so hard to keep track.

Occam said:

In a fit of whimsy, I've just registered PatriotsDemandAction.org and the .com to go with it. They both redirect to the PatriotPicket.org site. But if they want to land on a splash page with some different branding (say, a spot that sells red shirts?), things can be done. For realz.

But with regard to this thread: I guess this makes me the National Director Of Digital Communications Strategy? Or am I the Global Lead For Digital Assets and Domain Policies? It's so hard to keep track.

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Why yes ... yes it does!

Thanks Occam! You are now the NDDCS and GLDADP of PDA!

This should make for some awesome testimony ... order some business cards!

This schizzle just got rizzle!

I am the Cowboy Action Shooting Representative to the Anne Arundel Gun Violence Task Force.

I LOVE IT! I hereby name thyself "County Chairperson Kicken Wing" for my region! In this day and age we are all supposed to be winners anyway, right?! LMAO! This is great!

Is Chief Whopthem Kickass taken?

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