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Aging Teen Idol
Join Date: Mar 2007
Location: Eastern Shore
Posts: 18,723
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Id still let the dog lick it though. __________________ In other news........ we all remember when KFC offered a "Hillary" meal, consisting of 2 small breasts and 2 large thighs. Now, KFC is offering the "Obama Cabinet Bucket". It consists of nothing but left wings and chicken shit. |
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#82 | |
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Summer Break
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I'm just kidding, you'll still be able to crack backs and look at x-rays with a puzzled look on your face juuuust fine with that injury, no worries....![]() Looks like you need to get a reaaaallllly strong magnet(could just yank one out of some old speakers laying around) and tape it to your palm. Hopefully the BB has enough iron in it to pull itself out while you're sleeping. It's just crazy enough to work. In the mean time, don't fly anywhere. TSA will have a field day with your bunghole. __________________ MSI EXECUTIVE MEMBER: "It's hard not to be a menace to society, when half the population is happy on their knees" Is minic a gheibhean beal oscailt diog dunta! |
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#83 |
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Summer Break
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u related to this guy?
__________________ MSI EXECUTIVE MEMBER: "It's hard not to be a menace to society, when half the population is happy on their knees" Is minic a gheibhean beal oscailt diog dunta! |
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Peanut Gallery
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calvert Co. Maryland
Posts: 16,766
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__________________ Sanners Lake Sportsman Club,MSI Member, NRA Member/RSO Certified, DNR Firearm/Hunter Safety Instructor, MD Designated Collector, and C&R Licensed. IDPA, USPSA & RUGER Rimfire (for fun and practice, not really a competitor). (All firearms are nicely stacked and stored at the bottom of Chesapeake Bay )"The greatest danger to American freedom is a government that ignores the Constitution." Thomas Jefferson |
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#85 |
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Self Sufficent Sovereign
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4.5 mm ....1200 to 1500 fps..... that's going to leave more than just a mark...just sayin'
__________________ "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. Some come from ahead and some come from behind. But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" - Dr. Seuss-
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#86 |
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Junior Member
Join Date: May 2011
Posts: 60
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No, but Ralphie's mom is still gonna be pissed!!!
__________________ "That was pretty good."" Yeah, for a woman." I will not sell you useless crap, but I will give it to you for free. |
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Member
Join Date: Jun 2010
Location: Cockeysville
Posts: 397
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If it's steal try a big ass magnet!
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#88 |
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MSI Executive Member
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calvert County
Posts: 7,028
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Damn. All the good jokes are taken.
![]() Feel better soon. Just don't shoot your eye out with that thing... A man has got to have self-confidence and a good sense of humor to post about getting his own hand shot by a bb on MDS. Good for you. I wouldn't have owned up to it. ![]() Again: all in good jest. |
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Senior Member
Join Date: Mar 2011
Location: Parts of AA county
Posts: 3,240
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__________________ "I stick to simple themes. Love. Hate. No nuances. I stay away from psychoanalyst's couch scenes. Couches are good for one thing." |
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Head'n for the hills
Join Date: Dec 2008
Location: SoMD / West PA
Posts: 24,222
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If you can't safely handle a bb gun, do you think the MSP will trust you walking around with a loaded handgun?
__________________ 12/21/2012 - The Mayans lied Buy More Ammo Από τα νεκρά κρύα χέρια μου. |
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#91 |
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MSI Executive Member
Join Date: Apr 2009
Location: Calvert County
Posts: 7,028
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Here for the Beer...
Join Date: Mar 2012
Location: Parkville
Posts: 1,086
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Is it out yet?
I have known 2 people in my life that had been shot in the forehead with a bb gun, 1 was in there for years until he had it removed. The other went to the hospital, had full police report. It was in the police blotter, happened in Churchville...During a game of beer pong. |
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#93 |
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FBHO
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I still have a BB stuck in my leg from about 15 years ago.
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Senior Member
Join Date: Feb 2007
Posts: 1,393
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Thats right cause you can always use the other hand tonight
__________________ It is time for the common man to seize back what he has delegated to others to do for him. Passive Democracy is a slow self applied stranglehold watching itself drown in apathy. |
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Resident MacGyver
Join Date: Aug 2008
Location: Southern Maryland
Posts: 5,054
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your pain is probably from the doctor digging around in there.
you would have been better off it seems if it had gone out the other side. __________________ Quote:
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MSI Executive Member
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First time i've seen this. "It was just one of those malfuctions, my thumb went in front of the barrel." WTF? that's the guns fault? __________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ "From My Cold Dead Hands" |
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Molon Labe
Join Date: Feb 2010
Location: Essex, MD
Posts: 1,040
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You need this as as a range buddy from now on
__________________ ΜΟΛΩΝ ΛΑΒΕ
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Senior Member
Join Date: Oct 2008
Posts: 3,469
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The report is taken by police officers on behalf of Animal Management/Control to track, treat and eradicate rabies; cops are more available than animal wardens. |
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The M1 Does My Talking
Join Date: Dec 2006
Location: Carroll County
Posts: 6,305
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Just sneak into the MRI room and hold your hand up to the machine. |
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Libertarian Extremist
Join Date: May 2008
Location: Carroll County, Maryland
Posts: 713
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