knownalien
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oh boy. i'd better say nothing!
I'm a Bad Person
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marko12
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Did everything I could to keep the marriage together even put her in rehab twice and was getting ready to make it a third time. She loved her drugs much more than the house, boat, trucks, security and especially me. Maryland makes it difficult to get a divorce, you must be separated for a year and living apart before you can even file.
She walked out on me with a huge smile on her face......
A year after the divorce was final I did this to her Vanity Plate with a .44 mag with intended malice.
She walked out on me with a huge smile on her face......
A year after the divorce was final I did this to her Vanity Plate with a .44 mag with intended malice.
- Feb 19, 2013
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During the divorce 16 years ago I vowed I would never say anything bad about my ex-wife. After all, I had contributed my full share to the breakup of our marriage and there were the kids to think about.
Now, 16 years later I have built a new, much better, life and the kids are all grown and out on their own.
I was making one of my rare trips to Maryland Small Arms Range and they have targets all over two walls. Off in one corner was a female zombie named Becky. Holy Smokes! It was the right name and, if I turned my head and squinted a lot, it even sort of resembled her.
This may cost me my Maryland Handgun Qualification License but it tuned out I had a lot of repressed hostilities. I sure enjoyed blasting the *%#& out of that paper target!
I miss my ex. I need more range time.
Mr H
Banana'd
I miss mine, only because I don't have a firing solution...
whistlersmother
Peace through strength
I miss mine, only because I don't have a firing solution...
We see what you did there.
Sorry I've nothing to add to this one.... am one of those lucky happily married schmucks. 20 years, and she is better than I deserve.
I did just find out last night that one of my buddies just split from his wife... think she just drove him nuts to the point that he was happier alone. Knowing him, he won't be alone long and will be bagging 20 somethings in no time (he was always the pretty-boy of our group)... so he will land on his feet... or back... or whatever.
Sad to see a marriage end, but glad he isn't resigned to being miserable for the rest of his life. No kids involved, so it makes extrication a bit easier.
Best of luck to all... remember the best revenge is living well.
I did just find out last night that one of my buddies just split from his wife... think she just drove him nuts to the point that he was happier alone. Knowing him, he won't be alone long and will be bagging 20 somethings in no time (he was always the pretty-boy of our group)... so he will land on his feet... or back... or whatever.
Sad to see a marriage end, but glad he isn't resigned to being miserable for the rest of his life. No kids involved, so it makes extrication a bit easier.
Best of luck to all... remember the best revenge is living well.
- Aug 17, 2011
- 26,177
I miss mine, only because I don't have a firing solution...
Nuke her from orbit???
Mr H
Banana'd
At this point she may be VISIBLE from orbit...
Did everything I could to keep the marriage together even put her in rehab twice and was getting ready to make it a third time. She loved her drugs much more than the house, boat, trucks, security and especially me. Maryland makes it difficult to get a divorce, you must be separated for a year and living apart before you can even file.
She walked out on me with a huge smile on her face......
A year after the divorce was final I did this to her Vanity Plate with a .44 mag with intended malice.
View attachment 126781
It wasn't still attached to her car, was it?
Kman
Blah, blah, blah
I married up.
On a wife scale from 1 to 10, she's an 8.
The 2 point deduction is because she came with inlaws. If she was an orphan....solid 10.
Never named a target after women, but a friend who hunts often tends to name the deer after people he hates. If I didn't know him that well, it might be creepy.
On a wife scale from 1 to 10, she's an 8.
The 2 point deduction is because she came with inlaws. If she was an orphan....solid 10.
Never named a target after women, but a friend who hunts often tends to name the deer after people he hates. If I didn't know him that well, it might be creepy.
- Aug 17, 2011
- 26,177
Mr H
Banana'd
Well, there was, before we decided on the nuclear option........
hope she wasn't holding it at the time... too much paperwork.
DaemonAssassin
Why should we Free BSD?
Scud
Member
As long as you didn't leave any DNA behind you are ok.
00 Del
Member
Thank God and Greyhound she's gone
It's the only way to be sure ;-)
rob
DINO Extraordinaire
Ok, Since yesterday was my wedding anniversary, I'll play.
I am probably the luckiest guy ever. I met my wife 29 years ago. When I met her she had the body of a penthouse model (actually better, seriously, frickin' perfect). She is still a seriously hot MILF. She's smart (an attorney). She loves tequila and even managed to get me a lot more into football. She's is still a bigger 'skins fan then I am. Even though she lived here all her life, she too is ready to flee this state. Remember the movie "There's Something About Mary"? Well, She's like Mary.
Only draw back is the in-laws, whom I almost never have to deal with anyway. Uncle is a retired Balt Sun reporter and her mom called me a racist because I didn't vote for Obama.
Rob.
I am probably the luckiest guy ever. I met my wife 29 years ago. When I met her she had the body of a penthouse model (actually better, seriously, frickin' perfect). She is still a seriously hot MILF. She's smart (an attorney). She loves tequila and even managed to get me a lot more into football. She's is still a bigger 'skins fan then I am. Even though she lived here all her life, she too is ready to flee this state. Remember the movie "There's Something About Mary"? Well, She's like Mary.
Only draw back is the in-laws, whom I almost never have to deal with anyway. Uncle is a retired Balt Sun reporter and her mom called me a racist because I didn't vote for Obama.
Rob.
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