I live in PG County but am willing to drive a bit. Would like to consult with a recommended, honest 2A lawyer. If you could give recommendations and why that would be appreciated.
Meanwhile I think you are letting this get out if hand.
I am not a father and likely never will be.. but I think you are looking for less scary things to worry about than the overwhelming prospect of fatherhood.
You are looking for a problem you can understand and solve not one you can't even comphrend. Find a friend you can talk to....now. OK...