Downside to C & R license

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  • Docster

    Ultimate Member
    Jul 19, 2010
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    Saw this on a Fla shooter's forum; .......:lol2:



    Re: Is there a downside to filing for a C&R?

    The ATF is allowed to come into your house anytime they want, usually by kicking in the door, they can confiscate anything they find (including your new flat screen TV), then have sex with your wife and daughter. One of them will usually piss on your pillow before spray painting "Kilroy was here" on your house before leaving.

    Here's a photo I took of my neighbor's house after his latest C & R inspection. This is just the line of guys waiting to bang his wife.

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    Darkemp

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    Aug 18, 2009
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    Marylandistan
    Looks like they already launched the Party Gas through the window, what perplexes me is the last Sherriff who appears to be ready to Taser the SWAT officer in front of him. I'm guessing unreciprocated reacharound.
     

    Jacks or Better

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    Nov 10, 2008
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    I like how the guy in the back of the line is about to shoot his buddy in the head, and that guy looks to be saying...

    "Not in the face bro".
     

    tball

    Ultimate Member
    May 20, 2010
    2,135
    St. Augustine, Florida
    Pretty sad. It would be interesting to find out why they are doing this... The horror stories I have heard about in the past were the police didn't understand how a C&R license works and raided someones house, because they had a firearm in a caliber that they believed wasn't legally registered by the homeowner. It's sad that they assume that they have to send in a swat team, because the person owns guns. Gun owners have been vetted and are law abiding citizens. It would be interesting to find out why they find it necessary to raid someones home.
     

    Threeband

    The M1 Does My Talking
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    Dec 30, 2006
    25,232
    Carroll County
    I can't believe how many people don't realize this is a joke.

    This is not dry, understated British humour, which tends to whiz right over many people's heads. This is wildly exaggerated American style humor, in the tradition of the American Tall Tale. The idea is, the exaggeration is so extreme, no one could possibly have an excuse for not realizing that it's a joke.


    One of the unwritten rules of the Tall Tale is, the teller never admits that he's joking. When the exaggeration is so extreme that only a lunkhead would believe the story, then the teller is exempt from the proscription against lieing. If there is any confusion, the teller just adds more layers of extreme absurdity, but never admits that he's telling a Tall Tale.

    Reading over the original post, by the time he gets to the part about the raid team lining up to gang-bang the wife and daughter, the astute reader should begin to suspect his leg is being pulled. The part about pissing on the pillow and spray-painting "Kilroy was Here" should be a further tip-off to the critically analytical reader.

    Those who point out that the photograph is not of ATF agents succeed in making themselves the butt of the joke.
     
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    Mark75H

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    Sep 25, 2011
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    Outside the Gates
    Tall Tale

    Clearly, Doc should have said there was an even longer line at the back of the house 'cause the homeowner was known to have purchased large quantities of donuts.
     

    defygravity

    Active Member
    May 5, 2012
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    Baltimore County
    I dont care who they are. FBI,ATF,CIA, or my neighbors George and Ron; if anyone lines up to gang bang my wife I'm calling my lawyer.

    Does this event permit the use of deadly force? I think I could take them, the one they wont find in my bound book is the Hotchkiss MK1 that I mounted to my roof for SHTF events like this. And zombies.

    Pissing on a man's pillow is where i draw the line.

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    Kingjamez

    Gun Builder
    Oct 22, 2009
    2,042
    Fairfax, VA
    It is interesting to think about all of the other times that this type of thing happens, but more subtly. People take the bait and off we go to proving how nutty gun owners "really" are.

    I think this sort of thing also plays into those of us here who are predisposed to conspiracy theories, no matter how ridiculous they may be.

    -Jim
     

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