I have a large mole that has gotten bigger, changed colors, and is starting to bleed.

Xander · Dec 3, 2013

What should I do?

Not really, but as an attorney, that is what the "I think I have a conviction, what do you guys think?" questions sound like to me. Look, I know attorneys are expensive, and I know they can be hard to deal with, but I have never, ever heard anyone say "Thank God I never talked to an attorney about that problem I had!" Just my 2 cents. We attorneys are always saying "This isn't legal advice" when posting on the internet, but this is legal advice: If you think you might need a lawyer, than you probably do.

PS If you have a mole that changed colors, got bigger, or is starting to bleed, see a doctor.

Scratch · Dec 3, 2013

Xander said:
What should I do?

Sue it.

NateIU10 · Dec 3, 2013

Xander said:
PS If you have a mole that changed colors, got bigger, or is starting to bleed, see a doctor.

Oh, so now you think you're a doctor too?

:innocent0

shaddydan · Dec 3, 2013

Should we start posts with IANAD?

webb297 · Dec 3, 2013

I would shorten that to I'm Not A Doctor or INAD, so that it fits with IANAL

eruby · Dec 3, 2013

Xander said:
What should I do?

Not really, but as an attorney, that is what the "I think I have a conviction, what do you guys think?" questions sound like to me. Look, I know attorneys are expensive, and I know they can be hard to deal with, but I have never, ever heard anyone say "Thank God I never talked to an attorney about that problem I had!" Just my 2 cents. We attorneys are always saying "This isn't legal advice" when posting on the internet, but this is legal advice: If you think you might need a lawyer, than you probably do.

PS If you have a mole that changed colors, got bigger, or is starting to bleed, see a ~~doctor~~ mortician.

FIFY.

Zibner · Dec 3, 2013

shoot it!

Go to a dermatolist ASAP, I have a good ome in Prince Fredrick 410-535-5855.

Mooseman · Dec 3, 2013

Xander said:
What should I do?

Not really, but as an attorney, that is what the "I think I have a conviction, what do you guys think?" questions sound like to me. Look, I know attorneys are expensive, and I know they can be hard to deal with, but I have never, ever heard anyone say "Thank God I never talked to an attorney about that problem I had!" Just my 2 cents. We attorneys are always saying "This isn't legal advice" when posting on the internet, but this is legal advice: If you think you might need a lawyer, than you probably do.

PS If you have a mole that changed colors, got bigger, or is starting to bleed, see a doctor.

Is that legal advice or medical advice? :confused:

joppaj · Dec 3, 2013

What caliber should I use if I want to shoot the mole out?

wilcam47 · Dec 3, 2013

Did someone stay at a Holiday Inn last night? :innocent0

MikeTF · Dec 3, 2013

Drink whiskey, bite down on a stick, have sadistic wife cut it off with a flame sanitized bowie knife. IANAD

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ShallNotInfringe · Dec 3, 2013

Go to healthcare.gov and sign up. Let us know if it turns black by the time you get a doctor referral from the site.

natsb · Dec 3, 2013

Anyone with a man card knows you just dig it out with your fingernails. Then you hope the lawyer doesn't suck all the blood out. No... Wait... That's what a vampire does. Sorry, I get the two confused sometimes.

But seriously, some of my smartest moves were to call a lawyer early. The OP is right on target.

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Benanov · Dec 3, 2013

Xander said:
PS If you have a mole that changed colors, got bigger, or is starting to bleed, see a doctor.

Yes. Your description screams "THE PERSON WITH THIS MOLE HAS SKIN CANCER"

The similar stuff people start going on when I say I work in the financial industry (stock advice questions, notice how I stayed out of that thread) or when I say I'm a web developer (how many web developers does it take to change a lightbulb? Jquery!) or that I'm a programmer (can you fix my computer?) gets pretty old.

The difference is that some fields have repurcussions and some don't. If I start giving out stock advice things get very bad for me - and not for the reasons you'd think, either. (Thankfully I don't have access to any non-public information. And that's the only hint you get.)

Web development and tech support don't have a lot of legal or "lose your job" repurcussions if you go out on your own but they are still annoying.

dbledoc · Dec 3, 2013

As a doctor would be happy to give you legal advice...

Ferg · Dec 3, 2013

haha , at first I thought you were talking about the yard vermin.

WheelHead · Dec 3, 2013

joppaj said:
What caliber should I use if I want to shoot the mole out?

I would say use my 500 mag just to be sure....or nuke it from orbit.... :sad20:

tony b · Dec 3, 2013

just bill em by the hour and call it a day

outlaw613 · Dec 3, 2013

smith and Wesson know best for health issues.

K31 · Dec 3, 2013

I have a large mole that has gotten bigger, changed colors, and is starting to bleed.

What should I do?

10. Write a country-western song about it.

9. Start a band and name it that.

8. Try to take close-up pictures of it and say that it resembles, Jesus or Elvis.

7. Sell the rights to it to Miley Cyrus for her next MTV awards appearance.

6. Claim it's the result of an alien implant.

5. Blame it on Global Warming.

4. Walk it off.

3. Make one of those creepy anti-smoking commercials.

2. Have your dog lick it.

1. Post for advice in the Prius owner's forum.

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