MigraineMan
Defenestration Specialist
This makes me want to get back on Facebook just to argue with these snowflakes.
If you write more than a sentence, you're likely to be dismissed with a simple "tl;dr". That's easy to do when you're not face-to-face.
Alternatively, you can maintain a flame-war with the Triggly Puff method, though that doesn't really qualify as an "argument."