I can't conjure up a lot of sympathy for this knucklehead either. My general rule of thumb is don't break more than one law at a time.
A blond was opening an account at the bank with a substantial amount of cash.
Banker - "Did you hoard all this by yourself?
Blond - "No,my sister hoard for half of it"
My general rule of thumb is don't break more than one law at a time.