Wifey must be a Centerfold Goddess, or she helped you bury a body. Sheeeesh.
Yep... This forum will wind up getting him divorced when he brings home the third rifle.
Of course, he can use this forum as an educational tool. Since he is "allowed one of each"...
1 rifle
1 pistol
1 revolver
1 shotgun etc...
I dunno...wear a new flirty outfit when you come through the door with it?