I'm a Bad Person

donw@fyi.net · Aug 9, 2014

During the divorce 16 years ago I vowed I would never say anything bad about my ex-wife. After all, I had contributed my full share to the breakup of our marriage and there were the kids to think about.

Now, 16 years later I have built a new, much better, life and the kids are all grown and out on their own.

I was making one of my rare trips to Maryland Small Arms Range and they have targets all over two walls. Off in one corner was a female zombie named Becky. Holy Smokes! It was the right name and, if I turned my head and squinted a lot, it even sort of resembled her.

This may cost me my Maryland Handgun Qualification License but it tuned out I had a lot of repressed hostilities. I sure enjoyed blasting the *%#& out of that paper target!

DaemonAssassin · Aug 9, 2014

Freud would say something wise.

Dr. Phil would ask you if you are crazy and if you got an pleasure from doing that. After that he would harp on you about _____ and ______.

Personally, whatever makes YOU happy is best for you.

clandestine · Aug 9, 2014

My ex lost custody of our 2 kids to me, has been married 3 times, locked up a bunch of times, lost her 2 front teeth, is in constant rehab, is on the MD Sex Offender List, hates her life, and her kids want nothing to do with her.

Karma is am unrelenting biach.

Mr H · Aug 9, 2014

OK, I'll play...

My ex cheated on me, tossed me to the curb, ended up marrying HIS best friend.

Thinks she's a witch, (at least) emotionally abused the boys, and tried to abscond with them twice. She became fat, lazy, and a poster child for psoriasis. I guess leprosy wants no part of her.

I gained custody, my current wife of 20 years is their "Mom", and the boys want nothing to do with their poison progenetrix ever again (and are now raising families of their own)

Two more children later, she's pretty much dropped into the woods of Lower Alabama.
I'd wish for the hogs to get her... but I'd hate to ruin the meat.

swinokur · Aug 9, 2014

you guys crack me up.

clandestine · Aug 9, 2014

Mr H said:
OK, I'll play...

My ex cheated on me, tossed me to the curb, ended up marrying HIS best friend.

Thinks she's a witch, (at least) emotionally abused the boys, and tried to abscond with them twice. She became fat, lazy, and a poster child for psoriasis. I guess leprosy wants no part of her.

I gained custody, my current wife of 20 years is their "Mom", and the boys want nothing to do with their poison progenetrix ever again (and are now raising families of their own)

Two more children later, she's pretty much dropped into the woods of Lower Alabama.
I'd wish for the hogs to get her... but I'd hate to ruin the meat.

I have always liked you

Mr H · Aug 9, 2014

swinokur said:
you guys crack me up.

The worst part is, it's all true.

swinokur · Aug 9, 2014

truth is stranger (and funnier) than fiction or something like that.

jpo183 · Aug 9, 2014

My wife is frikken hot, a fantastic mom and an even better life long friend.

Married 6 years now been together for 8.

Sorry had to change this weird "essence" in this thread.

TxAggie · Aug 9, 2014

True story:

All my exes live in Texas!

sxs · Aug 9, 2014

clandestine said:
My ex lost custody of our 2 kids to me, has been married 3 times, locked up a bunch of times, lost her 2 front teeth, is in constant rehab, is on the MD Sex Offender List, hates her life, and her kids want nothing to do with her.

Karma is am unrelenting biach.

Heck, guy! I don't know whether to think you were lucky ('cause you got to keep the kids!) or cursed ('cause you married the piece of work!)

Mine took the kids and dog and left the family home, and the judge STILL gave her primary custody although I did achieve shared custody (about a 60 - 40% SPLIT). At least she offered me the dog back after she decided she didn't need it to get the kids to want to be with her (and best darn dog I've ever had!).
If only I could'a had my kids full time.

Mooseman · Aug 9, 2014

donw@fyi.net said:
During the divorce 16 years ago I vowed I would never say anything bad about my ex-wife. After all, I had contributed my full share to the breakup of our marriage and there were the kids to think about.

Now, 16 years later I have built a new, much better, life and the kids are all grown and out on their own.

I was making one of my rare trips to Maryland Small Arms Range and they have targets all over two walls. Off in one corner was a female zombie named Becky. Holy Smokes! It was the right name and, if I turned my head and squinted a lot, it even sort of resembled her.

This may cost me my Maryland Handgun Qualification License but it tuned out I had a lot of repressed hostilities. I sure enjoyed blasting the *%#& out of that paper target!

Felt good didn't it? :thumbsup:

clandestine · Aug 9, 2014

sxs said:
Heck, guy! I don't know whether to think you were lucky ('cause you got to keep the kids!) or cursed ('cause you married the piece of work!)

Mine took the kids and dog and left the family home, and the judge STILL gave her primary custody although I did achieve shared custody (about a 60 - 40% SPLIT). At least she offered me the dog back after she decided she didn't need it to get the kids to want to be with her (and best darn dog I've ever had!).
If only I could'a had my kids full time.

Im approaching my 10 year anniversary. I just had a bad run with that woman. Life has been good so far.

Lou45 · Aug 9, 2014

Mr H said:
OK, I'll play...

My ex cheated on me, tossed me to the curb, ended up marrying HIS best friend.

Thinks she's a witch, (at least) emotionally abused the boys, and tried to abscond with them twice. She became fat, lazy, and a poster child for psoriasis. I guess leprosy wants no part of her.

I gained custody, my current wife of 20 years is their "Mom", and the boys want nothing to do with their poison progenetrix ever again (and are now raising families of their own)

Two more children later, she's pretty much dropped into the woods of Lower Alabama.
I'd wish for the hogs to get her... but I'd hate to ruin the meat.

By the sound of it, the state of Alabama (Bama) should protect the hogs from eatin' things like that; who knows what kinda' diseases those hogs would come down with.

El Patron Grande · Aug 9, 2014

El Patron Grande says:

When you find the right gal it's sheer heaven!

Been with the El Patron Grande's smoking mamacita since 1998. That woman is a pillar.

When the Padre said "to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part", she took the vows seriously.

I hit an part-employment pothole on the road of life that lasted a couple of years and she stuck with me and carried the whole household financially on her back for that time. It was a struggle a lot of months. And I know of plenty of broads that would've packed bags and skipped.

But not Mamacita. No griping, no bitchin', nothing. She just said "....we'll be ok, and we'll get thru this together."

What. A. Mamacita! :worship:

El Patron Grande es muy muy lucky!

Bolts Rock · Aug 9, 2014

I said I'd wait at least a year before I said bad things publicly. Do I go by official date of death or by presumed date of death? If official you gotta wait until mid-October, if presumed we'll go with Aug. 30........

BradMacc82 · Aug 10, 2014

Being single and lonely is sometimes better than being married and miserable.

Bafflingbs · Aug 10, 2014

jpo183 said:
My wife is frikken hot, a fantastic mom and an even better life long friend.

Married 6 years now been together for 8.

Sorry had to change this weird "essence" in this thread.

swinokur · Aug 10, 2014

All this got me to thinking about a Spinney Brother's tune I heard on Bluegrass Country. ! :lol2:

Haides · Aug 10, 2014

BradMacc82 said:
Being single and lonely is sometimes better than being married and miserable.

Yup.

Proverbs 21:19 (KJV)
"It is better to dwell in the wilderness, than with a contentious and angry woman."

It's even Biblical.

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