Have to report a bb wound?

[Threeband]

Originally Posted by smokey0118

...Looks like you need to get a reaaaallllly strong magnet...

Just sneak into the MRI room and hold your hand up to the machine.

[JMangle]

http://1.bp.blogspot.com/-5TNEAnZvwH...47735_zoom.jpg

[Kman]

Make sure the cops complete a report and ammend your story to someone else shot you. G & S reason.

[lx1x]

Originally Posted by FrankOceanXray

Mandated to report this.

The report is taken by police officers on behalf of Animal Management/Control to track, treat and eradicate rabies; cops are more available than animal wardens.

dont know who called who.. was just surprised to hear a voicemail while waiting in miami airport to fly back to bwi.. wife dealt with it.. its all good now. we still have the cat and the person who the cat bit is still alive.

[BlackBart]

After sleeping on this it sounds like a botched suicide attempt to me. A cry for help if you will. For a small fee you can confide in me, I can cure you.

[Plainolme]

http://www.theindychannel.com/news/15720036/detail.html
You aren't related to this guy are you?

[teratos]

Originally Posted by lx1x

dont know who called who.. was just surprised to hear a voicemail while waiting in miami airport to fly back to bwi.. wife dealt with it.. its all good now. we still have the cat and the person who the cat bit is still alive.

They just need to make sure the animal can be observed. If the animal has had it's rabies shot, it is all the better. There are a lot of feral cats that people feed, and they are high risk for rabies since they eat anything and don't have shots.

[BlackBart]

Originally Posted by TOWcritter

4.5 mm ....1200 to 1500 fps..... that's going to leave more than just a mark...just sayin'

Nawwwww, what bb gun has those ballistics? If they have half of that, that is impressive. If one does, I want one!

[Dklo]

I think I just scared everyone in my office I was laughing so hard!

Athough I am a tad disappointed that it took 3 pages to get to the first Christmas Story joke.....

[krashmania]

Sigh, well it's already been completely derailed anyway...

I had to sit in the e.r. For close to six hours last night for the privilege of getting my hand shot full of novacaine and a doc dig in it for a good five minutes before giving up, writing me some prescriptions and a referral...

Checked out the x-rays last after I got home, and it's pretty damn far in there. Right in the fleshy bit between the bones for the index and middle finger.

So now I get to go see a hand surgeon tomorrow.

[BradMacc82]

Originally Posted by BlackBart

Nawwwww, what bb gun has those ballistics? If they have half of that, that is impressive. If one does, I want one!

My pellet rifle does 1200fps on alloy pellets, 1000fps on lead. They have newer ones that get up to 1500fps.


krash - your a better man than me, I don't think I could've manned up and admitted to shooting myself on MDS (bb gun or other), hope they get you taken care of quickly.

[boricuamaximus]

Did they give you a man-pon at the hospital?

[ChrisR/T]

I like the big speaker magnet idea. Couple of sleeping pills and a magnet taped to the hand over night...never know!

[Silverlode]

Originally Posted by BradMacc82

My pellet rifle does 1200fps on alloy pellets, 1000fps on lead. They have newer ones that get up to 1500fps.


krash - your a better man than me, I don't think I could've manned up and admitted to shooting myself on MDS (bb gun or other), hope they get you taken care of quickly.

To further support that claim...

I have a pellet rifle that is probably 30 years old that pushes lead >1000fps.

[clandestine]

Did the black panthers do it? Panther drive by?

They were rolling by and you kindly waved. They said look at that honkey. Light him up with the BB choppa.

[BlackBart]

Originally Posted by BradMacc82

My pellet rifle does 1200fps on alloy pellets, 1000fps on lead. They have newer ones that get up to 1500fps.


krash - your a better man than me, I don't think I could've manned up and admitted to shooting myself on MDS (bb gun or other), hope they get you taken care of quickly.

What kind is it? With that who needs to shoot expensive .17 caL?

[honeybadger]

Hospital Policy:
Reporting by Physicians and Hospitals of Wounds, Injuries and Illnesses
requires that the physician discovering such wounds, injuries or illnesses must report as soon as it
becomes practical, before, during or after completion of treatment, the results to the local police
department. These wounds, injuries or illnesses which shall be reported by physicians and hospital
include every case of a bullet wound, gunshot wound, powder burn or any other injury arising from the
discharge of a firearm; every case of illness apparently caused by poisoning; and every case of a wound or
injury caused or apparently caused by knife or sharp pointed instrument. The Emergency Department will
notify the Security or Police Officer on duty who will report the following to the appropriate Law
Enforcement Agency.

[BradMacc82]

Originally Posted by BlackBart

What kind is it? With that who needs to shoot expensive .17 caL?

Just a run of the mill Gamo - mine's a Big Cat I got for a steal since it was refurbished. Airgun depot has all kinds of high-powered air rifles, sometimes for a great price too.


Chad - that was almost too comical...

[krashmania]

Originally Posted by clandestine

Did the black panthers do it? Panther drive by?

They were rolling by and you kindly waved. They said look at that honkey. Light him up with the BB choppa.

[P-12 Norm]

Originally Posted by Dead Eye

And a bottle of rubbing alcohol to cleanse the wound.

Real men cleanse it with cheap whiskey.